Since life is most hideous thing, From background behind What best know of it Peer demoniacal hint of truth Which make it sometime Thousandfold more hideous. Buy T-shirt make feel better.
The latest addition to our Conceptwear range tells it like it is, Big Brother style, riffing on 2+2=5, Jake Chapman’s coruscating rewrite of [redacted for legal reasons].
The front features a threatening slogan that sums up the positive mental attitude and cheery outlook of 2+2=5; the back features the ubiquitous Chapman smiley—all in a strangely familiar and deeply invigorating black+red colourway.
Perfect worn with loose jeans, open-toed sandals, a string of raw sandalwood beads tied loosely about the wrist, a simple sand-coloured wooden paynim pendant hung on a thick thong around the neck, and rigorously unkempt hair.
Available exclusively in Mr Charrington’s Urbanomic Shoppe (Prole District).